Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
too bad you live with your parents still
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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