Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
