Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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