Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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