Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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