Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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