if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Walk of Shame today included voting.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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