OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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