we have pet lesbian snakes
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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