I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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