ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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