Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm sobbing to NWA
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
