I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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