I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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