i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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