shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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