Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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