i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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