Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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