Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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