i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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