i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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