i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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