i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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