Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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