I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
