Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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