You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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