Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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