Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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