Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I supernannyed him into submission
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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