You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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