Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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