Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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