She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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