I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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