My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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