that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
COCAINE IS GR8
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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