Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she told me i tasted like america
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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