his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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