so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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