it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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