distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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