I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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