Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
wow bdsm is so cute
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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