she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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