Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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