it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
worst night to have a conscience
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
my liver is dry heaving
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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