She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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