I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Terrible idea I love it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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