we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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