I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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