She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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