i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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