Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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